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2009 PBM G8 GT
Vararam CAI w/ HSRK, Stage 1 Ported Throttle Body/Intake Manifold, and a Mike Norris Catch Can
That's a LOL one GeorgeInNePa. It's a long long story joke.
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness ."
I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
2009 White Hot G8 GT w/ Onyx/Red Int. Sport/Premium, No Sunroof, Garage Queen
Borla Cat Back, VCM OTR Intake, DBA 4000 Slotted rotors and Hawk Ceramic pads, GXP Diffuser painted White, GXP Fascia, Crystal Clear side markers, Black Scoops, 20% Tint all around. 20" Camaro SS polished staggered, Shark Fin, Infinity 6032si front and Polk db651s rear
R.I.P. Charlie (Mr GRRRR8)
R.I.P. Chris (Panzer Leader)
"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
LMAO! Mark that was a good one!
A man has had a rough day. He's at home getting ready to go to bed. He's dead tired and irritable. He hears a knock at the door so he goes over and opens it. He looks down and there is a snail. The snail says, "good evening sir, I am working my way through school and am selling magazine subscriptions. Would you like to buy some magazines?" This pisses they guy off so he screams don't bother me and kicks the snail out to the sidewalk, slams the door, and goes to bed.
A year later he hears a knock at the door and he goes over to open it. He looks down and there is that snail again. The snail says "what the fvck was that all about?
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions".
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
2009 G8GT Maverick Silver Premium and Sport Packages
1998 Z28 Sebring Silver 6 speed
^lol
2009 Karma Metallic G8 GT The best gift you can give to someone is your time,because you're giving them something that you can never get back
It all began with an iPhone
It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it.
Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started...
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the
iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital next week!!
2008 IOM G8 GT
MODS: OPG CAI
PYPES Violator axle backs
Auterra Dash Dyno SPO
SuperChips Cortex
Tint - 5% rear - 35% sides
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