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    I'm typing through the tears and my wife thinks I'm insane. LOL
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    Awesome story !!!!!
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    The cat you see as my Avatar brings one home for me on a regular basis. Proud as punch is he that he is able to "Reward" my wife and I for taking care of him. He also brings home Southern Short Tailed Shrews, Moles, Rats (found one on the back porch, 95% eaten), and Snakes! Now if I can just train him to attack and kill that nasty little barking bastard next door! Mmmm....
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    Reminds me of one I met in survival school many years ago. In the end, he tasted like chicken
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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckwriter View Post
    We used to have them all over the place here, gray ones and big red ones, now we have virtually none, just a few skinny gray ones. I wish we still had lots of them.
    You do still have them. They are in cars on the freeway now thats all! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by GRRRR8 View Post
    You do still have them. They are in cars on the freeway now thats all! LOL
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    Yeah that's old and if I remember right completely made up but one of the funnest things I've read on the web...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4gasem View Post
    Yeah that's old and if I remember right completely made up but one of the funnest things I've read on the web...
    Most of the stuff on teh interwebs is fake. As long as it's funny, I'm fine with it. The internet is for porn and comedy.

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    Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckwriter View Post
    We used to have them all over the place here, gray ones and big red ones, now we have virtually none, just a few skinny gray ones. I wish we still had lots of them.
    Probably the relatives of WS6 have been working your neck of the woods. When you have to get your jollies torturing the wildlife man you are gone!
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