No, i'm not kidding. That reminds me of a catheter bag, with a drain at the bottom of the leg. It's unnesesary to have a long hose running from the bottom of your catch can to under your bumper, when it's so easy to have a can that takes a few seconds to unscrew and dump. Plus having a long hose full of oil just doesn't seem like a good idea to me, I dunno. What I meant by making a mess, is the AMW catch can with it's pet cock right under the can. Never really thought about a hose running from the can tho.
oh and there is no bending over under your car either.