One wreck was my fault (the 4 days in a coma noise) and that was due to hubris. But I do fight much better than I drive, but never look for a fight unless I'm drunk and don't drink anymore. I've had my ass whipped a few times. In middle school I got the shit beat out of me by a kid in high school. When I started having success in wrestling, boxing and combat sambo, kid had already graduated and was talking shit. I found out where he lived, went to his house and beat the fuck out of him in front of his mother. He was all laid up in the fucking doorway. I've also had the shit kicked out of me by three men when I was all drunk up walking home. I apparently was running my mouth. I was so blacked out I don't remember shit except for the fact they beat the drunk out of me. They whooped my ass so bad I went from bent out the frame to straighter than a grizzly's dick. I mean they straight beat the alcohol out of me. Still haven't been able to find those cocksuckers. But they straight beat me sober. My boy said when he was running up I was barely keeping them from curb stomping my ass. He did say one of them couldn't walk and was carried by the other two. But I got the brunt of that shit for sure. They swelled my eyes up so bad I looked like Popeye. Probably would have been put out for the count if my boy hadn't showed up. He studied shotokan and saved my ass.
2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT
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I don't drink either, no reason to fight. When you've been in jail 6 times you learn how to protect yourself. I beat up a kid in middle school. When we got to high school he was on the football team and could bench press a house. I was on the cross country team. Seems it was a good choice at the time. Lol
So I guess that's the reverser. Guess when you're in jail it's: "Here's what you do: what you do is you fuck verbal resolution, okay? You put that bitch on his back, and you SHANK him. Do you know how to make a shiv? Listen to me: If somebody comes at you with a knife, you put his whole family in the morgue. That is jail-yard justice. Because if you don't come back hard on a bitch, you're going to end up getting sold for a pack of Camel Lights and a Jell-O Cup. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?... Always solve your problems with violence!"
Last edited by MoonPie; 06-02-2013 at 11:55 AM.
2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT
black with black trackhawk wheels and loaded sans DVD player