Are all BMW drivers this lame...?

[WiscoG8]

I even mow my yard diagonally because my neighbors mow in a straight line, so I can be different.

Easily one of the funniest things ive ever read. BA.

The Mercedes forum members have respect for the G8s.
Go over to your neighbor and invite him over for a BBQ.......

Mercedes are what i was goin for before i found this. Only car id upgrade to... Or a Vagon. BBQ as if you didnt demasculate him enough..



Sent from my ballin Galaxy S II

[johnbell2]

8 vs. 5

[SpeedRacerX]

I can't believe I've never seen that. That's great!

[AVIDMOTION]

I love kicking Bimmer ass, but sadly they will hardly ever allow me the pleasure of beating them. I have to provoke them into racing me. However there are multitudes of Mercedes in my area just raring to kick your ass, which I have been on the shitty end of the stick more times then not. However I made a few changes and some upgrades and figure I am about 50 hp away from beating my current nemesis.

[oesman]

I love kicking Bimmer ass, but sadly they will hardly ever allow me the pleasure of beating them. I have to provoke them into racing me. However there are multitudes of Mercedes in my area just raring to kick your ass, which I have been on the shitty end of the stick more times then not. However I made a few changes and some upgrades and figure I am about 50 hp away from beating my current nemesis.

Weird I can never get any Mercedes to race around here. I think I raced a C350 once 0_o. The BMW guys race way more around here for some reason, it's mostly 335i, 645i, and m3/m5/m6. Maybe it's just my luck.

[williamGT]

I have a friend on facebook that took a pic of my car and his 2011 BMW 335i together (he took the pic when we weren't friends yet) caption of the picture said BMW wannabe....we raced a few times and I smoked it...later after that we are friends now lol.

[ULTRA Z]

I had a Benz run me well follow me lol he tryed like 3 times to come around me and i would put about 250 ft. between us from 50 to 160mph lol but he seemed to be having fun i know i was lol oh this was in mexico of course on the 101 by San Fernando

[cereal)killer]

Don't know why but BMW drivers don't seem to pay me much attention around here. Had a Porsche take off on me when my car was stock. raced a bit with TBSS that i'm almost 100% sure was a cop and he was toying with me. Also had a charger who apparently didn't think my car had much go. got a ticket that night.

for some reason without fail, every time I'm next to an Acura TL-S or a prius, they think they are the fastest car in the world. Its the oddest thing. Figured the exhaust would atleast putoff the TL drivers since i now have the magnaflows out back, but 2 days after i got them that theory was tossed out the window.

[Seattle09GT]

Never feel bad when stomping a BMW, especially when they act aloof when they realize they brought a knife to a gunfight. Most of them are serial renters anyway and can't carry the weight of actually owning their ride.

The M3 jockeys are the worst of the bunch. It's like someone in Munich said "let's design a car specifically targeted for epic douchebags". The look on their faces in the rearview mirror is worth every penny spent.

Bingo.

The sedan is a tick slower than the coupe. The 335i in stock form can run with a G8, but can't catch.

[todds87ss]

difference between a porcupine and a BMW owner...at least the porcupine has the pricks on the outside.