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Devilish34
08-20-2009, 02:20 AM
I was on my way home last night from my MT app running rt1 at about 70.
I look up in my mirror and notice this 5 series on my ass so I picked up the pace a little. After several miles and slowing down and gradual speeding back up(gota slow down where the po po hangs out) he kept on my ass. So as we came up on a nice long stretch I figure we'll take it over 110 mark. I opened up as I hit 127 I shut it down bc he couldn't keep up. About a mile or two later I see him weaving threw cars as he buzzes by me at well over 100. I never seen a 5 series ricer fly by.
GRRRR8
08-20-2009, 05:07 AM
Thats just an exotic ricer fly by.
99-LS1-SS
08-20-2009, 05:11 AM
Thats just an exotic ricer fly by.

No idea why this is funny to me but it is. LOL!
chiller2484
08-20-2009, 05:18 AM
since it's german, wouldn't it be a bratwurst fly by? lol
GRRRR8
08-20-2009, 05:26 AM
since it's german, wouldn't it be a bratwurst fly by? lol

Could be. :) I dont know why someone in an M would put themselves in the ricer class, but it seems like a lot of higher end cars do.
chiller2484
08-20-2009, 05:27 AM
it's because their car's price tag was as big as their ego.
GRRRR8
08-20-2009, 05:29 AM
it's because their car's price tag was as big as their ego.

Ding ding ding ding ding! That is almost always the case. Then there is always the Dumb Fuck scenario.
Ktlplxm
08-20-2009, 05:55 AM
it's because their car's price tag was as big as their ego.

Nah..nowhere near as big as their ego, just bigger than their (insert appropriate penile compensatory word here)
GRRRR8
08-20-2009, 07:12 AM
Nah..nowhere near as big as their ego, just bigger than their (insert appropriate penile compensatory word here)

Ahhh, the little wee wee syndrome.
grandmacpubah
08-20-2009, 07:34 AM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f139/sharonjumper/john_edwards_little_penis.jpg
Devilish34
08-20-2009, 07:43 AM
Could be. :) I dont know why someone in an M would put themselves in the ricer class, but it seems like a lot of higher end cars do.

FTR it was not a M lol I would of gotten my ass handed to me if it was. Just some suit in a 5 that was trying to improve his mpg
GRRRR8
08-20-2009, 07:48 AM
Its just the mentality of BMW/Benz and exotic car drivers. "I paid X so you arent shit" I have a shit load of them in this area and I prey they get out of line. The ones that have found out real quickly. A guy with a 740iL got so pissed he just wouldnt shut up light after light. After having enough I said "fuck you and your BMW, let me know how the taillights look.....AGAIN!"
Mav
08-20-2009, 08:16 AM
I prefer "sauerkraut flyby" since their ego was "sour." [/jokedrums]
UGotSmkd
08-20-2009, 06:27 PM
Its just the mentality of BMW/Benz and exotic car drivers. "I paid X so you arent shit" I have a shit load of them in this area and I prey they get out of line. The ones that have found out real quickly. A guy with a 740iL got so pissed he just wouldnt shut up light after light. After having enough I said "fuck you and your BMW, let me know how the taillights look.....AGAIN!"

Was this the guy that was commenting about how his car had superior suspension technology and how your car wasn't hooking up and and the ass swinging side to side? I never understood how he could use that as an excuse for why you smoked him.
GRRRR8
08-20-2009, 06:46 PM
Was this the guy that was commenting about how his car had superior suspension technology and how your car wasn't hooking up and and the ass swinging side to side? I never understood how he could use that as an excuse for why you smoked him.

I think that was him. He went in the "DUMB FUCK" file.
R.Penguin
08-20-2009, 08:39 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f139/sharonjumper/john_edwards_little_penis.jpg
DO NOT!......under any circumstances, let my wife know that that isnt 8".:p