Evo 9 kill

[Ktlplxm]

Its not that the kill was unexpected but the circumstances were... Driving up I-77 yesterday minding my own business when said Evo comes flying up beside of me. He keeps getting on and off of the throttle making the car surge so I look over and kinda see him talkin shit to his girlfriend and looking back over grinning. I was fine with that until he shook his head and dropped back to pass a few vehicle in the righthand lanes. I knocked it over into sport and waited for him to come back across, and give him the nod. He punched it, so did I and the inevitable outcome... he falls back steadily and quite quickly. lol After I let back out around 130, he then tries to slingshot, so I get back in it and walk away again. Tuens out we both had to get off at the same exit so we end up caught at the exact same redlight. Trying to be cordial I roll the window down and nod at him again, he scowls, turns away and then his girlfriend starts laughing at him!! He gets pissed, threatens to kick her out and she says to his face "F*ck you, I'll ride with him and get there quicker anyway" I about missed the light laughin at him so hard

[Devilish34]

lol Was she cute? And over 18 ? lol

[Mike P]

That's an awesome kill story. Too bad you didn't get to run him from that red light dig. But the drama at the light, more than made up for it! :rofl:


:)

[mtolivecracker]

I dream about about things like this, except that in my dreams, I end up inside....

[grandmacpubah]

lol kill of the month award!

[Blackdevil77]

One of the best kill stories I have heard. You should have patted the passenger seat when she said that lol.

[Ktlplxm]

Man I was so busy laughing at him I didn't even think about it. Best part, I just found out from a friend an our or so ago, that the guy lives in my town, and was talkin junk... hopefully we'll set something up for this weekend... if I find him I'll make sure his girl is there and see if we can get a picture lmao

[SRG963]

lol

[01350ta]

Great kill, love the fact you put him back in his place after he tried the ricer fly bye. The drama at the light was a great way to top it all off.

[johnbell2]

I call ricer fly-bys 'Zeros'. Yes, after the Mitsubishi planes of yore. Seems appropriate for an Evo kill thread.

[DewieJr]

Best kill story I've read in a while! BWahahaha!:clap:

[g8gxp]

you are so money you don't even know it!

[99-LS1-SS]

LOL! Good story and great kill!

[Ktlplxm]

ok i must be getting old... the money joke went right by me haha

[Defeater]

Why is it that 99% of all Evo owners talk an insane amount of shit and think that their little AWD Lancers are the kings of the street? I don't understand it.

[R.Penguin]

Why is it that 99% of all Evo owners talk an insane amount of shit and think that their little AWD Lancers are the kings of the street? I don't understand it.
It's called "actually believing what the salesman said/what all the other ricer boys said fever".

G35 owners, Nissan Altima, some Audi owners & many 'stang GT owners suffer from this curable illusion too. I'm leaving many others out I know.:p

Cure= Take one G8 once only with a generous helping of crow. TaDa!.....You are cured. :puke:

[G8GT721]

you are so money you don't even know it!


ok i must be getting old... the money joke went right by me haha

Money

slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.

You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
urbandictionay.com

[99-LS1-SS]

Money

slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.

You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
urbandictionay.com

LOL! I must be old too because I didn't know either. Thanks for the clarification.

[Ktlplxm]

I was guessing something like that haha

[G8GT721]

lol no prob guys, check out this site anytime us young whipper snappers confuse you

Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/)