R.Penguin
06-07-2009, 04:54 PM
It has been confirmed after hours of grueling effort by the penguin CIA. You must delete this message after you read it. If you print it out (fool) you must eat it......all of it.
This is the 1st written evidence of the internationally feared and respected
penguin C** (what I said up there). This is TOP SECRET, EYES ONLY!
There are many sad cases where innocent humans (oxymoron?) have been terminated with extreme prejudice after failing to heed these simple rules.
Pay attention! Believe me, you do not want to wake up dead.
Additionally, we suspect a possible conspiracy against our most beloved Aussie perveyor of all that is Holden. All forum members are asked to dump EI and load Firefox at once. You may also wish to kick Bill Gates in the head should you see him. Leave Melinda alone. She had no idea what she was getting into, and appears to be an innocent bystander. Besides, I've been foolin' around with her as she has more money than God! What a sweet girl!:p
I also sent CP a nice juicy order. All non-rice items.
This is the 1st written evidence of the internationally feared and respected
penguin C** (what I said up there). This is TOP SECRET, EYES ONLY!
There are many sad cases where innocent humans (oxymoron?) have been terminated with extreme prejudice after failing to heed these simple rules.
Pay attention! Believe me, you do not want to wake up dead.
Additionally, we suspect a possible conspiracy against our most beloved Aussie perveyor of all that is Holden. All forum members are asked to dump EI and load Firefox at once. You may also wish to kick Bill Gates in the head should you see him. Leave Melinda alone. She had no idea what she was getting into, and appears to be an innocent bystander. Besides, I've been foolin' around with her as she has more money than God! What a sweet girl!:p
I also sent CP a nice juicy order. All non-rice items.