Shocker bike gloves...

[GeorgeInNePa]

http://www.beyondbikes.com/mmbb/Images/large/ac_glo_shocker.jpg

[MANOFSTEEL69]

Looking at these for driving gloves George? ;)

[Vertical]

Two in the pink and one in the............ewwwwww

[MANOFSTEEL69]

Two in the pink and one in the............ewwwwww

Now you know that's funny! Lol!

[Mike P]

Two in the pink and one in the............ewwwwww


Nice! lol :spank:



:)


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[GeorgeInNePa]

Two in the pink and one in the............ewwwwww

Two in the clam, one in the ham...

[G8GT721]

Two in the pink and one in the............ewwwwww

lol i thought the same thing, but 12hrs late

[MANOFSTEEL69]

lol i thought the same thing, but 12hrs late

Coffee takes a long time to take effect in your neck of the woods huh? Lol! ;)

[G8GT721]

apparently it does

[The Commodore]

I always thought...why doesn't the ring finger get any action? I don't like wasting appendages.

[gearhead455]

And the purpose of this thread is....? because those are the gayest looking gloves I have ever seen.:hang:





:twocents:

[The Commodore]

You know, fuck the shocker. That shit is for ricers!

I go full throttle with the Vulcan.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6725/spock2ft1.jpg

I call it Spocking.

P.S. I am not a Star Trek geek, I'm more Star Wars.

[GeorgeInNePa]

And the purpose of this thread is....? because those are the gayest looking gloves I have ever seen.:hang:





:twocents:

The purpose of this thread is to laugh about those gloves and "The Shocker" in general.

Sorry, I'll try to do better next time.


lol

[gearhead455]

The purpose of this thread is to laugh about those gloves and "The Shocker" in general.

Sorry, I'll try to do better next time.


lol



http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h309/bluesman455/DOH.gif

[usf3983]

two in the cooter one in the pooter

[Vertical]

You know, fuck the shocker. That shit is for ricers!

I go full throttle with the Vulcan.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6725/spock2ft1.jpg

I call it Spocking.

P.S. I am not a Star Trek geek, I'm more Star Wars.

Hahaha

[99-LS1-SS]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519755044215309-the-spocker---a-subtle-but-effective-variation-on-the-shocker.jpg

[MANOFSTEEL69]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519755044215309-the-spocker---a-subtle-but-effective-variation-on-the-shocker.jpg

Damn your quick on the Photo Shop Brandon! Lol!

[GeorgeInNePa]

Damn your quick on the Photo Shop Brandon! Lol!

I don't think it's his, I've seen that before...

[confused2much]

I've seen that before...

I think you mean you've used that before :nah:

[GeorgeInNePa]

I think you mean you've used that before :nah:


:secret:

[GeorgeInNePa]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/GeorgeInNePa/Comedy/shocker_tshirt.jpg

"The List"


Ok now on to the classic sayings associated with The Shocker move:
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
2 in the flower, 1 in the mud
2 in the goo, 1 in the poo
2 in the cha-cha, 1 in the ka-ka
2 in the pinkster, 1 in the sphincter
2 in the rug, 1 in the plug
2 in the clit, 1 in the shit
2 in the pump, 1 in the rump
2 in the grass, 1 in the ass
2 in the flower, 1 in the sour
2 in the loose, 1 in the caboose
2 in the pussy, 1 in the tushy
2 in the shooter, 1 in the tooter
2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper
2 in the hairy, 1 in the scary
2 in the cut, 1 in the butt
2 in the flaps, 1 in the craps
2 in the easy, 1 in the sleazy
2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin’
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed (during that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seatd
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the shitty
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
2 in the Yale, 1 in the Brown
2 in the gunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter
2 in the meat pot, 1 in the corn slot
2 in the basket, 1 in the casket
2 in the front, 1 in the shunt
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper
2 in the place, 1 in the ace
2 in the poon, 1 on the moon
2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver
2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe
2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin
2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff
2 in the play, 1 in the gay
2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
2 in the pleasure, 1 in the treasure
And my personal favorites!!
Checking the fever with two in the beaver
Going to town with one in the brown

[r33pwrd]

The shocker, also known colloquially as "two in the pink, one in the stink",[1][2] is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the "shock".

[r33pwrd]

the shocker in action *****WARNING DO NOT OPEN AT WORK***

http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/owned/shocker!.jpg

[GeorgeInNePa]

The shocker, also known colloquially as "two in the pink, one in the stink",[1][2] is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the "shock".


:rofl:

[GeorgeInNePa]

the shocker in action *****WARNING DO NOT OPEN AT WORK***

http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/owned/shocker!.jpg (http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/owned/shocker%21.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/GeorgeInNePa/Comedy/youredoingitwrong.jpg

the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus

[r33pwrd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/GeorgeInNePa/Comedy/youredoingitwrong.jpg

the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus

OK so it the doggy style version of it :)

[GeorgeInNePa]

OK so it the doggy style version of it :)

I'm not sure why, but I'm sitting here LMAO.


lol

[Jaysin]

That's some funny shit! Still LMAO!

[confused2much]

Damn, I'm still laughing my ass off at this too....I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This has been a funny day!

[G8GT721]

lmao, today has been full of jokes

[gearhead455]

the shocker in action *****WARNING DO NOT OPEN AT WORK***

http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/owned/shocker!.jpg




http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h309/bluesman455/christmas_vacation_small.jpg