TonyKarter
03-29-2009, 07:27 AM
Early last week I went to visit my daughter in college, a small East Texas junior college. When I left, there was this Infiniti Gsomething..I don't remember if it was a 35 or a 37. Anyway, we turn left on the 4 lane street that runs next to the campus. I had seen him checking me out in his rearview at the stop sign, so I pull up beside him and his wife and he glances over at me and hits it! He pulled a car length on me, but I stopped that and pulled strong on him until I was a hood ahead and backed off. He smiled and waived, older guy, well dressed, definitely classy, educated type.
My daughter is student body president and midweek she attended a collegiate student government conference, accompanied by the Chancellor and Dean of the school. They took the Chancellors car...an Infiniti G37! You guessed it...I ran the the head man of the college...not 200 yards off the campus! It was a 3 hour trip, and the second time he passed a car my daughter commented that it ran almost as good as her dad's car. He asked her what I had and she told him a G8GT. She said he got an inquisitive look on his face and said, "What color is your dad's car?" She told him. He smiled. She asked why. He told her, but he said that he beat the guy. So she called me on the cellphone right then to ask if I had run an Infiniti when I left the other day, and I tell her yes, and that I had upheld the family's honor. I didn't know she was in the car with him, and I hear her say to someone she is riding with, "You didn't beat him! He said you jumped first and he STILL beat you!" Sassy little bitch that she is, I can hear her rubbing it in, and she's giving better than she is getting. Then she tells me that it was the Chancellor. I raised her to be nobody's fool and not to take shit off of anyone, but JEZZUS girl...it's the f**kin' head man of the place!
You go into a biker bar and sit at the bar next to the baddest biker in the place. You instinctively know that there are certain things that you can say that will get your ass whipped immediately. She has yet to learn this...
My daughter is student body president and midweek she attended a collegiate student government conference, accompanied by the Chancellor and Dean of the school. They took the Chancellors car...an Infiniti G37! You guessed it...I ran the the head man of the college...not 200 yards off the campus! It was a 3 hour trip, and the second time he passed a car my daughter commented that it ran almost as good as her dad's car. He asked her what I had and she told him a G8GT. She said he got an inquisitive look on his face and said, "What color is your dad's car?" She told him. He smiled. She asked why. He told her, but he said that he beat the guy. So she called me on the cellphone right then to ask if I had run an Infiniti when I left the other day, and I tell her yes, and that I had upheld the family's honor. I didn't know she was in the car with him, and I hear her say to someone she is riding with, "You didn't beat him! He said you jumped first and he STILL beat you!" Sassy little bitch that she is, I can hear her rubbing it in, and she's giving better than she is getting. Then she tells me that it was the Chancellor. I raised her to be nobody's fool and not to take shit off of anyone, but JEZZUS girl...it's the f**kin' head man of the place!
You go into a biker bar and sit at the bar next to the baddest biker in the place. You instinctively know that there are certain things that you can say that will get your ass whipped immediately. She has yet to learn this...