WiscoG8
05-30-2013, 10:23 PM
Okay there is a rant coming because my brain decided to play wise tonight instead of telling a fool what's what. There's going to be a lot of sarcasm in here..
I go to my buddies house to hangout since I'm a lowlife jobless scumbag college kid. Just as I park these nice audi headlights appear behind me, parking on the other side of a car so I cannot see. Paid no mind, walked into my buddies to have another nicely dressed gentleman follow behind me. Turns out to be my friend's roomate's brother. Everythings fine until I crack a guiness (honey milk from the teet of an angel) and a friend asks how the racecar corolla is doing (room of five people). They've been mocking me relentlessly since the accident. The suit pipes up on telling me I should have gotten an audi instead. To which I replied "its a rental since my cars in the shop" "well then my friend come to this audi dealer and ill get you into a new A4 for cheap." Guess who is a fucking vulture?
I told him I'm plenty happy with the car I own, and that the A4 doesn't have the power I have now. I was then lectured verbatim the scripture of Audi headquarters.. good god. Then asks me with the most snoody upper class I'm grobbling at his feet tone "what kind of car do YOU drive?" To which a simple reply was given "Pontiac G8 GT" he then asks more about it like I don't know shit about it, so I go into a long detailed origin of the car, and everything about it. "Oh... well I sold a client an 2013 S4 today and that is a fast car, I'd take that over your G8." To which another simple reply sent off was "stock for stock my car has more hp/tq and you weigh less by at most 100lbs. You have awd though, but I'm not stock."
So we banter back n forth that his friend is going to bring out his 2013 S4 and crush me when I get the car back. To which I said "when the car comes back it'll have milled heads, ported intake / tb, cam and dyno tuned." Which still means nothing. Then he continues on about how chysler makes horrible products, as does gm now. "And fords no better the 5.0 is junk" I mentioned that on a forum I am apart of a member has a 5.0 with a paxton blower puttin down almost 800whp. Doesn't mean shit. Tells me mercedes are junk and that audi, Volkswagen, and bmw put the most time and quality work into their vehicles.
I about lost it once we went from cars to bikes. This asshole 25 year old kid whose an audi saleman doesn't ride motorcycles AT ALL starts talkin bikes to me. "Yamaha.. garbage." Um... okay. Tells me the other big two are garbage. Tells me how useless Harleys are I chuckled at that. Victory bikes are Harley wannabees. And Ducati is the most overpriced, UNDERDEVELOPED, overrated bikes on the planet. "The ferrari of the bike world, huge price, shitty car" :eek::eek::eek::eek:
"So kid what do you have?" "Ducati 848 evo.. and for the record look up what a majority of the world superbike champions were riding on, I don't think that's an overpriced, underdeveloped bike if multiple people are winning with it.. same goes for Yamaha, the R1 is a nasty bike. And maybe there's a reason why this shitty rider by the name of Valentino Rossi rode them forever."
So to end my rant he then started prodding me about my income because i have the bike, tried to explain my job to him but he's just too up his own ass like the prius drivers and george clooney award speech south park episode. I'm so suprised i didn't just rip him up. Maybe playing sage is the way to go? But before I left i told him to have his friend come out and we'll put some money down on a mexico run. So hopefully next month we'll see a nice kill video. :D
I feel better now. :cool:
Sent from a nuclear plant on my S3
I go to my buddies house to hangout since I'm a lowlife jobless scumbag college kid. Just as I park these nice audi headlights appear behind me, parking on the other side of a car so I cannot see. Paid no mind, walked into my buddies to have another nicely dressed gentleman follow behind me. Turns out to be my friend's roomate's brother. Everythings fine until I crack a guiness (honey milk from the teet of an angel) and a friend asks how the racecar corolla is doing (room of five people). They've been mocking me relentlessly since the accident. The suit pipes up on telling me I should have gotten an audi instead. To which I replied "its a rental since my cars in the shop" "well then my friend come to this audi dealer and ill get you into a new A4 for cheap." Guess who is a fucking vulture?
I told him I'm plenty happy with the car I own, and that the A4 doesn't have the power I have now. I was then lectured verbatim the scripture of Audi headquarters.. good god. Then asks me with the most snoody upper class I'm grobbling at his feet tone "what kind of car do YOU drive?" To which a simple reply was given "Pontiac G8 GT" he then asks more about it like I don't know shit about it, so I go into a long detailed origin of the car, and everything about it. "Oh... well I sold a client an 2013 S4 today and that is a fast car, I'd take that over your G8." To which another simple reply sent off was "stock for stock my car has more hp/tq and you weigh less by at most 100lbs. You have awd though, but I'm not stock."
So we banter back n forth that his friend is going to bring out his 2013 S4 and crush me when I get the car back. To which I said "when the car comes back it'll have milled heads, ported intake / tb, cam and dyno tuned." Which still means nothing. Then he continues on about how chysler makes horrible products, as does gm now. "And fords no better the 5.0 is junk" I mentioned that on a forum I am apart of a member has a 5.0 with a paxton blower puttin down almost 800whp. Doesn't mean shit. Tells me mercedes are junk and that audi, Volkswagen, and bmw put the most time and quality work into their vehicles.
I about lost it once we went from cars to bikes. This asshole 25 year old kid whose an audi saleman doesn't ride motorcycles AT ALL starts talkin bikes to me. "Yamaha.. garbage." Um... okay. Tells me the other big two are garbage. Tells me how useless Harleys are I chuckled at that. Victory bikes are Harley wannabees. And Ducati is the most overpriced, UNDERDEVELOPED, overrated bikes on the planet. "The ferrari of the bike world, huge price, shitty car" :eek::eek::eek::eek:
"So kid what do you have?" "Ducati 848 evo.. and for the record look up what a majority of the world superbike champions were riding on, I don't think that's an overpriced, underdeveloped bike if multiple people are winning with it.. same goes for Yamaha, the R1 is a nasty bike. And maybe there's a reason why this shitty rider by the name of Valentino Rossi rode them forever."
So to end my rant he then started prodding me about my income because i have the bike, tried to explain my job to him but he's just too up his own ass like the prius drivers and george clooney award speech south park episode. I'm so suprised i didn't just rip him up. Maybe playing sage is the way to go? But before I left i told him to have his friend come out and we'll put some money down on a mexico run. So hopefully next month we'll see a nice kill video. :D
I feel better now. :cool:
Sent from a nuclear plant on my S3