Has Anyone Else Eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters

[SpeedRacerX]

So, I just got back from a work trip to Denver and then Cleveland. We had a show in Denver to do.

On Tuesday night, we held a client appreciation dinner at a cool old place called the Buckhorn Exchange. Lots of trophy mountings, including some from Teddy Roosevelt.

Anyway, we had some interesting game food, as well as, Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I ate them. Not bad. Just remember to eat them in pairs. :whistle:

Anyone else ever eat these?

[Chewy]

I haven't yet, but I'll try nearly anything once.

[Oldtimer]

Once.

:puke:

[Matt82]

I haven't yet. My wife says they're good (no jokes here), she's from colorado. I'd try them though....what the hell. I've eaten stuff I couldn't even identify before.

[B8ttyville Kid]

Yep. Cant say I really like them that much but I just love being able to say yes when asked the question.......like now

[EcoBrick Bob]

I have eaten them for years.. Better than Cialis!!! The key is to make sure they are real crisp. When they aren't they tend to pop in your mouth! Some people call them Tom Tom's!

[zepcom]

This thread smells of Chevy Chase.

[STL_G8GT]

Hmmmm....

[GeorgeInNePa]

Balls in my mouth?

No thanks.

That's Devilish34's job...

[Crazy8]

I have. i grew up in Fort Worth and there was an old historic steakhouse that served them. One of my friend's dad took us there in high school and told us we had to eat them at least once to be real men. Some sort of right of passage in his mind. I remember being grossed out the whole time and the texture wasn't appealing. We were gagging a little bc it seemed so gross. We realized after his dad laughed his ass off at us that he was just having fun at our expense. Oh well, at least I will now try almost anything at least once, lol.

[G8chick]

My mom has a farm and there is no way I'd eat them lol I don't care if people say there good ill pass lol

[TailG8er]

Lamb Balls!

[AndyMpire]

Yeah I love them. My wife and I make them at least once every few months. If you look at them as food and not testicles you can't go wrong. They're especially good with some sweet baby rays!

[TailG8er]

Yeah I love them. My wife and I make them at least once every few months. If you look at them as food and not testicles you can't go wrong. They're especially good with some sweet baby rays!

Just thinking about it makes my balls ache. But I would try them.

[MoonPie]

Teeth on some balls gives me the fucking creeps. I mean fucking nightterrors and shit. I really have no response to this. Some dude cow, or whatever animal had his balls stolen, is walking around with an empty sack all depressed and it's your fault. I couldn't live with myself. I vehemently oppose testicular domestic violence to include murder. You murdered something's balls. Think about that. Balls...balls...murdered...eaten...by an owner of some balls. Balls on balls violence man. That's how they're playing us against each other. Divisive tactics...Testiculites of the world should live in peace with one another and work together for a better tomorrow, equal rights in the eyes of the law and society as a whole. Anti-testites are winning the war against balls and we've to be a unified power to liberate balls of all races from the egregious subjugation and tresticular cleansing that is happening in our own backyard by our own Brothers With Balls...

[JimmyJazz]

I ate some a long time ago, back in high school. Hangin' out at a friend's house, asked to stay for supper (dinner). Wasn't told what we were gonna eat. Just looked liked small chicken fried steak's. So, I don't know they are calf fries and the Dad asks "you ever eaten calf fries before?" At this point I kinda poke'em with the fork, real easy like. The Dad say's "ain't gonna find no bones in them boy." We all laughed and then got our grub on. They were good that time. I've had them twice since (30 years) one they weren't good and once they were. I don't know why they're a food item though, it doesn't make sense to me.

[wreckwriter]

I don't eat guts or nuts :)

[wnt2gofst]

I haven't yet. My wife says they're good (no jokes here), she's from colorado. I'd try them though....what the hell. I've eaten stuff I couldn't even identify before.

Same here. I've eaten food from Iraq made by Iraq's on the side of the road. Can't get much worse.

Just Another 700whp DD 5.0

[diggerzmound]

Eat them regularly. Removing the testicles from male bovine is beneficial to all the meat lovers. Beef producers only want a select few Bulls to do their deed, one or two bulls will be turned out with a pasture full of females to spread their seed. When male cows are born for eating, their life is short and have no use for the nuts, and taste better without. This leaves a surplus of extra meat that really shouldn't be wasted.