are women the enemy?

[MoonPie]

My dad always told me never trust something that bleeds 4 days out of the month and doesn't die. I personally trust those who blast doogies. However, my question is when do girls poop? I've never known of a girl to poop, so I personally cannot confirm said occurrence. That's two strikes. I really don't know what to think. Does it all come out in liquid form or is it all rose petals and giggles?

[WickedMom]

:shutup:

are you high?

[G8GT594]

My dad always told me never trust something that bleeds 4 days out of the month and doesn't die. I personally trust those who blast doogies. However, my question is when do girls poop? I've never known of a girl to poop, so I personally cannot confirm said occurrence. That's two strikes. I really don't know what to think. Does it all come out in liquid form or is it all rose petals and giggles?

My ex used to tell me everytime she did. No lie, even would leave the door open. We had a weird relationship, very comfortable though. To bad it didn't last.

[G8GT594]

:shutup:

are you high?

past yo bed time!

[WickedMom]

yessir. Goodnight... IM gonna go Shit and then go to sleep. :D

[WickedMom]

j/k we really dont poop

[Blackdevil77]

LMAO!!! Wtf is this??? All these myths of women shitting N' such. What kind of blasphemy is this!

[OV5-G8OrgGT]

When I was in boot camp, we were told the sign on how you will know when the honeymoon is over.

As you are standing there shaving, the wife comes in to take a shit.

The freaking honeymoon is over..........

I guess it happened to him.

[Crazy8]

Get married and you will know more than you want.

[travis gore]

now this is a crazy thread,my honeymoon must be over lol. It pisses me off,somethings should remain private no matter how "comfortable " you are in a relationship.

[polo]

You are one crazy son of a bitch! I hate that we weren't able to meet up when you were down here a few months ago, because if you're half as funny in person as you are online, you'd be a blast to hang out with.

[Panzer Leader]

I am glad that I am part of a forum that discusses such highly complex issues. These topics do wonders, in keeping my intellectual abilities from dulling. Therefore, I shall simply say, "Yes they do but they think theirs don't stink." Now consider the idea that the Navy is going to allow them on Subs. Will subs still be called "Pig Boats"?

[GeoffA]

Get married and you will know more than you want.


This.

[mi04se1]

I think the meds are finally catching up. I used to be married and I can confirm women shits and farts and it doesnt always smell like roses only sometimes......lol.

[G8GT594]

I am glad that I am part of a forum that discusses such highly complex issues. These topics do wonders, in keeping my intellectual abilities from dulling. Therefore, I shall simply say, "Yes they do but they think theirs don't stink." Now consider the idea that the Navy is going to allow them on Subs. Will subs still be called "Pig Boats"?

O yes they do!!! Sometime worse than mine!

[MoonPie]

Get married and you will know more than you want.

I am married, been married for 2 years, been with her for 7. Still haven't been able to catch her pooping, and I've tried. I guess she must have some sort of mystical ghost poop or some shit.

[JPEGXP]

My GF "dumps out" on a semi regular. Luckily I've got 3 bathrooms in the house, so the downstairs one is her own sanctuary.

[OV5-G8OrgGT]

Still haven't been able to catch her pooping, and I've tried.

O MY GAWD!!

Seems this could be an episode for Dr Phil, or Maury....

I wish mine would learn to strike a FROCKING MATCH, or at least FLUSH the initial blow out.....DAMN MY EYES ARE STILL FROCKING BURNING!!!

[Blackdevil77]

This thread is just magical lol

[Kaos]

Ghost shit? Is that like other paranormal anomolies? Do you feel a temp change or smell roses when one is around?

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[nonexistent]

Dang, in this case, my honeymoon ended before it even started!

In the case of roses, sometimes the roses die if there's a presence in the air... =x

[MoonPie]

That is the ultimate question then, "When do girls poop?". I've heard arguments for both cases: they do poop and they don't poop. I know when I poop, I poop after every meal, sometimes I poop in the middle of a meal to make room for more food. I know this, my pooping schedule is related directly to my eating schedule. Food in = Poop out.

[Slizzo]

I am glad that I am part of a forum that discusses such highly complex issues. These topics do wonders, in keeping my intellectual abilities from dulling. Therefore, I shall simply say, "Yes they do but they think theirs don't stink." Now consider the idea that the Navy is going to allow them on Subs. Will subs still be called "Pig Boats"?

Yes they will. Because you KNOW those women will be pigs!

:)


Also, my fiancé complains about not being able to poop at home. I frequently rub it in her face by bombing out the bathroom with my awesome regularity.

[HVNS G8]

Man is the only creature that spends its entire life trying to become what it already is.

[HVNS G8]

Don't go 'prarie dog' hunting or planting cell phone cameras in the stalls just yet.If you've ever witnessed a child birth you've more than likely solved your quandary.:hmm:

[95_9C1]

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to

[Crazy Paul]

I am married, been married for 2 years, been with her for 7. Still haven't been able to catch her pooping, and I've tried. I guess she must have some sort of mystical ghost poop or some shit.

Maybe she's part feline.
I've heard that cats never crap in their own yard.
I can sort of back up that claim since I dont own any critters and my yard is like a construction site from 47 neighbourhood cats constantly burying their crap in it.
I think they've even organised a roster system so they've all got fresh garden to dig up.

[99-LS1-SS]

Man is also the only animal that curls its toes during orgasm.

[MoonPie]

Man is also the only animal that curls its toes during orgasm.

Whoaaaaaaa, easy tiger! We were having a civil discussion about pooping and you had to get all "I'm telling these guys how I blast frozen ropes" and shit. Remove the lotioned hand away from the penis. Nice and slow, just put the hand down, put it down...

[MoonPie]

j/k we really dont poop

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, good answer...

[wnt2gofst]

I used to think the same thing..Women dont poop. Then one day i came home late at lunch when the wife was home on her lunch..She freaked out.."WHAT YOU DOING HOME" I laughed so hard. She had all the doors locked, and even in the bathroom with door closed. And well it kinda stunk pretty bad. Now i know when she pooping cause she goes in bathroom and locks the door. haha...We been married for 4yrs and together 6.

[OV5-G8OrgGT]

Sometimes you have to run away.....

T1lXIoyOiGM

[MoonPie]

that was pretty gruesome

[mi04se1]

This thread is epic.

[99-LS1-SS]

Moonpie, just wait! You'll be the on the receiving end of a dutch oven if you stay with her long enough.....

Trust me, they (women) CAN compete....regardless of what they claim.

[jrc1122]

lol @ this thread.

[MoonPie]

Moonpie, just wait! You'll be the on the receiving end of a dutch oven if you stay with her long enough.....

Trust me, they (women) CAN compete....regardless of what they claim.

If my wife could beef a dutch oven potent enough to shock me, I'll shake her hand with the utmost respect.

[ULOSE]

The proof is in the "pudding" **WARNING**NSFW** or the weak** I'm having a sandwich right now. Enjoy.

http://www.joyangeles.com/freepics/index.htm

[MoonPie]

The proof is in the "pudding" **WARNING**NSFW** or the weak** I'm having a sandwich right now. Enjoy.

http://www.joyangeles.com/freepics/index.htm

Yeah, uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Speechless. Question is, what in the name of John Wayne's ass possesed you to search for, let alone view, such rectal agility...

[ULOSE]

Yeah, uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Speechless. Question is, what in the name of John Wayne's ass possesed you to search for, let alone view, such rectal agility...

Actually it was posted on another forum and when I saw this thread I thought, "let's end the mystery".

[BlackGT5]

:barf: